Keeping the Scuz Out

Kate says, “For fuck’s sakes let’s, I mean what the fuck is this? We’re getting hassled for stopping on a beach. These idiots should be happy we even bothered to stop anywhere in their stupid city of trespass police.”

“She’s right,” says Sam. “No wonder we’ve never come to Toronto if this is the kind of welcome we get. The place has got to be lame to protect a beach made of garbage.”

Claire says, “I love trespass police. They keep scuzzy people out of nice places, and therefor make those places nicer. See? That’s what trespass police are for, making nice places nicer by keeping the scuz out.”

Kate says, “Something tells me you’re going to fit right in here, Claire.”