Exclusive Knowledge

“That’s right, I dirt bike and sled on private property all the time — not near people’s houses or anything, like at schools. I’ve gotten ticketed before, but I’ve never paid, because it’s never the cops. Sometimes it’s the cops, then you have to sit in the cruiser for a while.”

“This is the most useless exclusive knowledge on a topic I’ve ever heard,” says Claire.

I say, “Guys, let’s get in front of those trees up ahead so we’re at least concealed, then start crossing to the city and pretend we were never anywhere near this place.”